“…now the expiration date,” the operator asked? “Uh, 10-02,” Mark replied nervously, “what happens now?!?” “I will put you on hold for maybe a minute or two and then your “date” will come on the line,” the operator answered, “and thank your for using our service,” and before Mark could get in another word the operator was off the line only to be replaced by some elevator music! “What am I doing,” Mark muttered to himself, “good grief, have I lost my mind,” as he watched the second hand on his office wall sweeping towards the one minute mark! He was just about to hang up the phone when the music stopped abruptly and a smooth male voice asked melodiously, “And who am I on the line with, please?!?” “Uh, my name’s Mark,” he stammered?!? “Have you called before or is this your first time,” the voice asked gently?!? “It’s my first time,” he replied softly, “I’ve never done anything like this in my life.” “Well them we’re going to have to make it a memorable experience,” the voice replied, “and by the way my name is Jack.”

Mark sucked in her breath, not quite sure what was to happen next, but thankfully Jack took over and asked, “So, Mark, is there something specific you had in mind, I mean that you’d like to talk about?!?” “Not really,” he replied, “what ever you want is fine with me!?!” “Oh my, you’re easy to satisfy,” he said with a little laugh, “but just to humor me, if we were going to bed together, what is the first thing you’d want me to do, or you to me for that matter?!?” Mark was now totally embarrassed and stammered, “Well I guess I’d like you to undress me, is that okay?!?” “Mark, I’m here to do your bidding,” he answered gently, “and if you want me to undress you that’s exactly what I’ll do, but first let me tell you what I look like and then you can tell me, okay!?!” “Uh, sure, that sounds good,” he replied, “I guess that we should at least know a little bit about each other, right!?!” “That’s exactly right, Mark,” he replied, “now I hope you weren’t hoping for a man with a small pecker, because whether you like it or not, I have eight and half inches of hard meat between my thighs, you aren’t disappointed are you?!”